My little ladies are 4 years, 2 months, 3 weeks & 4 days old.
Women rule the world? Of course we do. How could a man ever survive here without us 😛 ?
1) The human race would surely die off once news about labor & childbirth spread on the streets.
That 1st baby by one man would be the last among ALL men. I don’t know about your squeeze, but mine wouldn’t make it passed the BETA testing. You know, man vs. needle…the impossible ouchie. Any future generation would surely be DOOMED!
2) Men would go insane at home with the kids. No help from any women morning, noon, night and over-night? Please!
There would be no midnight, ”Honey, please get her. I have to go to work in the morning, and I need to sleep.” There would be no, ”Honey, little Mikey needs changing, I’m out the door. I love you,” door closes abruptly. Like he is really in that big of a rush (yeah right.) He sure wants you to think that he is though, as he’s parked in a Mc Donald’s parking lot 15 minutes later, stuffing an egg mc muffin in his mouth
3) And which of these situations arises more often. ”Honey, I’m going out. You got the kids?” Or ”Honey, I’m going out.”
Do you know which sentence belongs to whom?
The second is by the man, of course. It is always implied that we have the kids, however, that once every leap year we may wish to leave the home for something other than Tupperware parties and PTA meetings, we have to make sure KIDS is in the sentence, for if we do go, we may not find them when we get back home.
Plus, IF we do get to go out and don’t have to fight the husband on it, because we know they just can’t live without us. (Mostly when kids are involved, otherwise it’s a snap for them, as they can be disorganized and immature forever.) They will be calling 560 times during the course of your outing. ”Where are the diapers?” ”Jenny puked, what should I do?” ”Well 1st, wipe it up.” (Not all of them even know that much.)
”Sally won’t sleep. What should I do?” ”What do you think I do when I am home? Deal with it, and the fight ends when all heads hit the pillow and don’t re-emerge from it.” Then somehow the kitchen is in disarray, the living room sofa has food stuck inside of it, the bathroom smells like urine and some other funk, and all the good food has mysteriously vanished from the fridge. You found out that Sally indeed threw up from the 17 cookies that dad let her have.
4) The sad truth. We make better, well-thought out decisions. Leave it to the moms.
We women do usually make much better, safer decisions with our precious cargo. Men are more impulsive, and sometimes downright foolish. Sorry boys 😉 .
They aren’t always that smart with even their own welfare. Case in point.
I think our judgement is just a wee bit better than MOST men.
(FYI- We cant deny that there are some really smart, wonderful daddies out there. Most don’t have our patience, and I don’t know too many who can handle all that we can and do, but they exist. It’s like talking about the days of the dinosaur. They once did roam the earth, but near the point of extinction they became harder and harder to locate, as are these types of dads.)
5) Our sexuality. Could they live without our lovin’? HELL NO!
We also rule the world sexually. I mean we have the breasts and vaginas. Those are the two most powerful forces in ‘man-land’ that man could never live without. If we were all gone, I could only imaging the funky things they’d be inventing to try and re-create something that can never be imitated. Our sexiness leads a man like a dog on a leash and they well know it. There’d be many more cold showers and a heck of a lot of Chess playing going on.
Let’s face it ladies, man boobs would never catch on.
6) The facts that cannot be denied.
Hold on to your socks homies. Women are more likely to hold a college degree, take less-risky jobs, which is part of why women tend to live longer. We don’t take foolish gambles with our lives nearly as often as men do, just in general. We are more likely to start a new business and succeed in it.
Statistics show that over 70% of valedictorians have monthly cycles, and I’m not talking manly PMS here, I am talking WOMEN! We have a lower unemployment rate, and without women how could the economy ever survive? We make up like 85% of the consumer market. (Hey, we love to shop), but that in turn helps out the economy and keeps it alive, hence one more reason you males wouldn’t survive on planet earth alone, among others. Men buy one pair of jeans and wear one slightly torn tee shirt every day for a week. We have more shoes in our closet than they sell at Famous Footwear. Get my drift? There is no comparison.
Women are the future, and I believe the future is now! What do you think? Do you think men could survive without us? Take our poll and let’s see what the public thinks!
”We are strong, we are bold, we are beautiful – body, mind & soul. We should ALWAYS be appreciated.” – Mama P.
PS- Check out this dad who thought his wife did nothing all day and had a life of leisure. (HA, HA.) Then he took a few steps in her shoes and learned that being a stay at home parent was the hardest job in the world. Dad tries being a stay at home dad. Finally some credit where credit is due.