Silly, Silly, Mommy! (Funny)
Silly, Silly, Mommy!
Just a silly, short little, funny post!
Alright, I told myself, after my 3 post, ‘Blog fest’ yesterday, I would take a day off from blogging. I’m finding it hard to stay away though, (Go figure 😆 ), hence I am making a compromise, that this will be a super short post, this morning! Deal? Alright then.
Yesterday, I’m changing Allie’s poo-poo diaper, which as time goes on, she doesn’t only start looking more and more like her daddy every day, but smelling more and more like him, as well. HA HA HA! (Ok, now maybe I get why hub doesn’t want his face, on my website:)
Anyhow, as I’m changing her diaper, she is wrestling with me on the bed. Fighting me, to not stay in one spot, so I could fasten her diaper up, and then her clothing. It’s a real literal tug of war lately, with these twinfants! They will no longer sit still, for even a second.
A thought popped into my mind, as I diaper her up, with much difficulty. It must be horribly uncomfortable, going from the freedom of being completely naked in the womb, to the restrictions, and feeling, of a diaper strapped to your rear, 24/7.
I wondered how awful it must be, to have to wear diapers day in and day out. Then I laughed at myself thinking, ‘Whelp one day, ’round 80 years old, or so, (But who knows, maybe sooner), I’ll be sure to find out, exactly how they feel’ 😆
I hope someone will care enough to cloth diaper me, so I could feel the utmost in comfort, when my day comes. Because surely, it must be most terrible, to go through life feeling free, then being strapped into a diaper, after nearly a century of living. But I have a sinking feeling that will not happen. It’ll be….Depends, for me!
I couldn’t get the hub to let me cloth diaper the girls even. ‘It’s too gross…It’s too gross’. Oh, and when will YOU be touching one anyway? I laughed.
Nah, that isn’t fair, my husband does do his share of diaper changes, but if they were cloth diapers, I am quite certain, he’d be running, not walking away from the job. Think of all the money we would save though. I could buy some more cases of Oust, for his own bathroom blow outs!
Ok, I’m getting off track here (As usual). My mind enjoys wandering, as it’s always reeling. (Too damn imaginative, for my own good, HE HE!)
Like I was saying, Allie was flying around the bed, like a Ringling Brother, as I fought to do those God awful snaps they put on the bottom of baby rompers. Why can’t they do the easy thing, and put velcro on those suckers, like I remember them having, on all of my Cabbage Patch Dolls’ clothing?
The dolls don’t even move, put the dang snaps on their clothes! The clothing and toy making companies, got it all backwards!
At any rate, let me show you what happens to mom, when her darling baby, keeps flipping, from one side to the other, on to her belly, and back again.
Can lead to mommy, dressing baby, like THIS!
Take a good, hard, look at that picture. Have you done this yourself? I can’t be alone! (Don’t lie) 🙂
I twisted, contorted, and mummified my little girl! No worries I straightened it out, when I realized this, after a quick photo of course, but I sware, I had no idea I was buttoning her up, completely the wrong way.
Taking the leg from around back, and putting it over, snapping it onto the wrong leg. Not difficult to do, when your baby will not sit still, which at drawing near to 8 months now, is always.
I just wanted to share:)
Hope everybody is having a fine October day today! Only 9 days till Halloween (8 if you don’t count today.) Who is psyched?
Tune in next time, for more, but until then, from my living room to yours, this is Shelly, signing off!