15 April Fools Day Pranks To Pull Today. Punk ‘Em Good + Share Your Own!
15 April Fools Day Pranks To Pull Today. Punk ‘Em Good + Share Your Own!
The twinkies are 4 years, 4 weeks & 2 days old.
I don’t know how April Fool’s Day crept up on us so quickly, but here it is. Are you ready to go? If you’re not, read below!
My family growing up was never the joksey type, but I was, and got pipping angry when my brother and I pranked them on April Fools’ Day, but what kind of day is it, when you can’t pull something on someone you love, and get a good hearty laugh at it? A Duh!
I may be 38, but I’m still a big kid at heart, so I decided to share some April Fool’s pranks with you all, and hopefully you’ll be able to add a couple, so today can be really fun! I plan on getting my son and hubby good today. My 8 yo. I promised to be her ally, so we are on the same team, but you never do know. *Wink.*
Grab yourself a bottle of nail polish that you no longer want, or are using. Poor the contents onto a piece of wax paper. When it is completely dry, simply peel the nail polish off of the paper, and place it down on say a new rug, or anywhere it would annoy somebody, because it will look like nail polish has spilled all over the floor, and you can’t get that stuff off. That’s for sure. You can leave the bottle near the ‘puddle’ for effect. I’m going to try this today. My husband will flip out.
Got one of those spray faucet thingies attached to your sink. An old prank we used to pull, was putting some transparent tape around the handle, pushing in the lever permanently. The person who goes to turn on the sink water won’t ever expect that they will be instantly sprayed in the face and drenched. They never see it coming!
This would be a funny one to simply bug out strangers, not one of your family members. Well, I guess you could if you were visiting their home or something, pulling up like this. Put strong magnets on the bottom of a plain ‘ol coffee mug. Stick it onto the roof of your car.
It will stay on nice and tight, but do a trial run first. No going down the highway though. As you cruise slowly down the streets by your home, watch the faces of passer-buyers in shock, as they fight to get your attention, for the forgotten coffee mug left on your roof. The joke is on them!
Husband, older child, parent, want a sandwich? Surely do make one for him or her, just be sure to leave the wrapper from the cheese on it. It surely will make for a strange taste and texture, bugging them out, until they realize what you have done. Hey, you can blame sheer stupidity on that one.
Put some bubble wrap pieces, underneath the toilet bowl lid, so they are not visible from the outside. When the person decides to go and take a peaceful potty break, they’ll get more then they bargained for, and the popping sounds will cause them to jump and likely vacate. Hopefully, using the first version of the definition…leaving the room, not the disgusting other possible scenario.
Saran wrap across the toilet bowl. You can stretch an ordinary piece of saran wrap, underneath the lid of the bowl, stretching across the entire hole . The inner circle of the toilet, so it isn’t hanging out on the sides. IF you do get away with this one, it will bring new meaning to the phrase, ‘wetting your pants.’ (And then some.) That could get messy. It worked for me before!
Wish I had saved the food coloring from the green beer a couple of weeks back. Put a few drops of green food coloring into the container of milk. The coloring is completely harmless, but the person who is the recipient of the joke will not know this. They will believe the milk has been soured, when poured. The jokes on them.
Go and replace some of last week’s newspaper with their brand new one. Better yet, if you have a really old paper still, that would bug them out even more. I got a 1996 issue, a 2001, and 2008 issue still. Not to mention the Titanic issue going back a LONG long time, but that may be worth something. If inserted nicely so there is no obvious signs of tampering, your partner, friend, or family member, will feel like they are stuck in the movie ’Ground Hog Day’, or be like WTF, at the very least. ‘Didn’t this happen already?’
Go out and put a note on your husband’s pride and joy, his car or truck. If you can do this in public even better, like when he’s in the store, at the office, or visiting a friend, etc., but even if the car is parked out front, this will work to. The note should say, ‘Sorry about the dent’, with some false insurance information, and a fake name. Your partner or friend will be frantically searching for the ding, in their prized possession. That would surely cause my husband a stroke. I may have to think about that one. Hm..
This one is so simple you’re small child can get in on this one, for sure. Got cereal lovers in the house? Well then, help your tiny tyke take part in the April Fool’s festivities. Take the inside bags of cereal, and swap them around, placing the wrong cereal bag, into the wrong cereal box. It will baffle his or her siblings, or your husband, when they pour out the totally wrong cereal. Bottoms up!
This one is easy. Got some yellow food coloring around the house? Add some to a cup of water, and you will have a lovely concoction that resembles the look of true urine. Sprinkle it on the toilet seat ring, and it will surely look like somebody has incredibly bad aim.
Another idea that just came to mind, is making puddles of yellow water, putting them in different parts of of the house, and blame it on your pup or dog. ‘Honey, look what little FI-FI has done!’ My hub wouldn’t be surprised, but awful ‘pissed’, no pun intended, if there were tons of puddles around. Of course, so would I be, if they were real.
Someone taking a shower? The classic prank of stealing their towel and clothing while they bathe themselves is a classic, and will make them confused for a moment, but also MAD! Not to mention possibly quite embarrassed.
Another simple one for the kids to get their parents with, or you to get your husband with. Put some salt on the end of their toothbrushes for a very special ‘taste to their paste’, when they go to brush their pearly whites. That is a nice wake up call, or a great way to end the day. I think I might put some salt in hub’s coffee, since he drinks that far more often, then he ever brushes his teeth.
This is one of the oldest tricks in the book. Put a cup..a Styrofoam or plastic, disposable cup ONLY, on the top of a partially opened door, filled with water inside of it. When the person goes through it…SPLASH, right onto their heads. They get wet, but nobody gets hurt! Simple, yet classic.
If you are at work, you can trick a co-worker by leaving their Google browser open to something downright embarrassing, like a page about sex toys, colonics, (bowel cleansing), penile enlargement, how to use enemas, depends undergarments, vaginal dryness, transvestite lingerie. Let everybody have a good hardy laugh, but be sure to come clean after the joke is over.
I think I’ll open up a page with porn on it later on, while the kids are at school of course, and accuse my husband of..’What’s this? You have been looking at this SMUT? We are through.’ Me storming out of the room, and after a few seconds…APRIL FOOLS! He is quite gullible, as I’ve gotten him already at least 10 or 12 times, and It’s not even noon yet!
Now, if only I had a phony positive pregnancy test lying around. Ok..that’d be cruel right now!
I hope you all have fun today, and do share other crazy pranks of your own with us. I know I’d love some more ideas!